Made this a while ago for my bros over at /r/homestuck, figured I may as well upload it here for posterity.

Explanation of the title:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007601

Conversation that led to this thing's existence:
http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/17e0b4/a_question_regarding_music/c84r442?context=4